First day of School HUMOR...

How to know if you should be in the same grade as last year after the first day of school:

• The teacher asks you to name 6 wild animals. You say "2 lions and 4 tigers."
• You get home after your first day of school and your mom asks you what you learned today and you say "Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!"
• The teacher asks you to name 2 days in the week that start with a T and you say "Today and Tomorrow."
• The teacher asks you to pay a little attention and you say "I'm paying as little attention as I can."
• The teachers asks you where your homework is and you say "I ate it because you said it was a piece of cake."
• Your teacher tells you your shoes are on the wrong feet and you say "But these are the only feet I've got!"
• You get home after your first day of school and immediately go to the couch and turn on the Backyardagains!

Hope everybody had a great day of school today!

Seeya at church tonight!